The Neva Endin Journey

Tag Line : You need to see it , to believe it !
Its a pretty long post! So read it patiently and you will know what Amsterdam is all about !

NOTICE : For all the Nosy retarded fucks, who will read this post and start imagining things, For all those who will start spreading rumors of things we never did, if u really want to speak bullshit after reading this, here is my middle finger ..l.. !! You can take it as a christmas gift! Because the problem with some unsatisfied people is, they live to talk n create shit about others! But unfortunately to say, I would not put this up in the blog about the places we went, if i did not want you guys to know! So if u want to talk shit to other people, BE MY FUCKING GUEST!!

For the other normal people, iv put only some snaps ... If u want more .. please ask me through gtalk or email, Even more crazier!! Trust me i had to think so many times before choosing which snap to put! So i just put the ones that are atleast a little decent in the indecent category :(

Suggestion: Please click on the photos or right click and view on new window to see a clearer better picture and to get the understanding of the picture.

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I am not responsible for what you are going to see next !!

Actual Content Starts From here :


First View of Amsterdam outside the station !

The minute you enter Amsterdam via train or any means of transport, the most common word that comes to your mouth is like " Paradise " !! So, What is Amsterdam famous ? Three simple worlds : "EVERYTHING IS LEGAL" !!!! EVERYTHING YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE !!! We arrived by train and as we almost reached the station, we saw an old pirate ship from a distance and also half a ship! I still have no idea what that "half a ship was" ! Yet to check it out .... That means WE are going again ;) !!!!!


Taken in the evening showing the Canals in the heart of the city

Amsterdam is Unbelievable ! It is called the " Venice of the North " ! Well it sure is .... Beautiful Canals .... and cruise trips around the city of Amsterdam showing the important parts ( Ahem ahem )! The cruises have a lot of options! Candle light dinner cruises ( How romantic ), Parties in cruises , Sight seeing Cruises! Ahwww man! Sadly to say, we dint have enough time to go to these but saw the cruises because that is the first thing you see as you step out of the station!! But we sure did see some pass by us while roaming around the city! Sure to go in the next trip! Amsterdam is very famous for its windmills! The city has some of the oldest functional windmills right in the heart of the city, so visitors usually make it a point to check it out... But once again .. as we were racing against time, we din make it!


View of the canals over the bridge in the nite! Looks amazing! ( Right click and Open in new window )

First pitstop : We went to Anne Frank's House! Shes a Jewish girl who wrote her diary of her suffering during the Nazi invasion! She with a group of 7 people, hid in some rooms on top of a house which could be accessed only through a bookshelf which had a secret opening. A secret latch in the bookshelf made it act like a door and via stairs was the only way in! It was like a store room at the top of the house. They lived with absolute silence, with no fresh air to breathe, with not a single step down the bookshelf. Even the neighbours din not know they were in the house. She could only whisper but never talk or laugh! None of them could go out and on doing so, would have been murdered. She wrote a diary called " The diary of Anne Frank " on her everyday life during the hiding period. Only four people knew they stayed on top of the house and one of them, betrayed them and informed the german soldiers! The soldiers raided the house and took them away and murdered her and the others in the concentration camps. They hid in the secret annex for 2 years and 8 months !!!! We were not allowed to take photos of the place as it is prohibited! I could see some people in tears as they toured the house! Guess the book is really touching. Need to get a copy soon or download the e-book over the internet! ;) I guess that is the only thing i am good at! Internet rocks !!!!

The buildings look beautiful and there are so many trams! You need to look hundred times to the left and right to cross!

Red Light Area : NO NO NO!! We are decent guys, so we just went to see it! Wha happened when we saw it ?? Well that is beautiful question! DEAD DROP SILENCE!! Why?? Because the Girls who are there in those windows posing are Better than the girls who compete for Miss world or Miss Universe!! The problem with red light area is that you are not allowed to take photos or else i would have put some ;) There are guards or bouncers dressed as civilians, hidden camera's every 2 steps and even by mistake if you remove you camera out, the guards break it and thrown it into the canal, rite next to the red light area! I did not want to lose my camera in the red light area! That would have been really really sad :)!! How does the redlight area look like ?? Its simple ! A small window, 8ft * 5ft approx , One hot girl per window, posing, smoking, red lights, onlookers gaping at the girls whom i will be referring to as models from now because they are! About 100 windows, so you can imagine! Its like going to the miss universe contest live for free ! Lol!! There are live shows involving people -> "you know what i mean" and the viewers can choose from different options like "you know what i mean" Lol and also one place had an advertisement of Animals along with the other options!! WHAT THE FUCK!! GOD!! :) Just giving a Description !!! NO WHERE DID IT MEAN I WENT TO WATCH IT !!!! Well this place is a famous tourist destination , you get to see a lot of people coming to this area! I dont know why, but i find these chinese people very funny! I saw a chinese guy talk to one of the red light area girls in symbols through the transparent windows and she said something to him and he smiled. His girlfriend got totally pissed off with the fact that he smiled at her, that she went off near the canal and stood opposite and started a big fight! As i told you once again! Never Ever go with your girlfriend to red light area! ;) There are a lot of couples and a lot of people who come to see it! A lot!! We luckily had a GPS navigation system to take us to the places we wanted to go!! Thankz Shaokat !


The Entrance to the Sex Museum! A Sculpture of a naked women welcomes you! Lol !


I was wearing a jacket with a hood and as most of the travellers look for drugs, there were so many Junkies who came and asked us " u want cocaine " ? Not once or twice, so many freakin times!! These things are very common here! ;) Well that is how amsterdam is! Its the perfect place to get spoilt!! Thank god i do not stay there!!


The history of India ! Phew .. Part 1!


The history of India ! Part 2 ! I seriously wonder how they got this!


Amsterdam is a very dangerous city and known for the thieves who pickpocket!
The entire Netherlands is the same : We were walking around, checking out shops when suddenly we could here someone screaming behind us! We looked behind and we were confused! We saw a man dressed in santa claus outfit with a bell in his hand and another guy running behind him! Well Mr Santa actually stole the cycle from his hand and fled with it! I thought santa claus gives gifts to the good children and here is an counter example of it! A thief dressed as a santa claus! Heights!!! The poor man ran quite a long distance and eventually gave up!


The Future of Paper Weights ! Crazy !!!!


" The Human Face engraved with a whistling attitude ! lol " !!!! LOL

Sex Museum :
Another tourist attraction is the sex museum ! :) Sounds interesting ?? Well yes it is ! There are a lot of sculptures of Indian history in the museum... check the pics ! There is an entire section of the photos of the indian sculptures depicting various forms and every possible style! lol! Best example for this is some of the sculptures from Hampi! I have no idea how it ended up in Amsterdam! There are these playing cards with nude pictures instead of the hearts or diamonds! :) Crazy shit!


The Future of playing cards : Pornographic playing cards !!


The section of Indian Sex history in the museum -> Books , Sculptures, Paintings!


There is a video on " Evolution of sex " !! lol ... starting with the pre-historic age till the moderm times! :) Indian history seems to be very famous! :) Dont believe me ? Check the pictures ! :) There are pendants and ring showin positions and other stuff ! You need to check this out! :) It was crowded with a lot of people taking pictures ... ! Some crazy pictures on some records also! Dont want to give extra description :) A lot of photos, a lot of sculptures, a lot of accessories, a lot of games! :) It's a three floor building totally on the history of Sex! lol! Have some interesting pictures which i cannot post in the blog....


Dam Square -> The biggest new year party in Amsterdam takes places in this square


Yippee : The Indian Gandhi Hotel -> Doesnt suit the name!

The Gandhi Hotel :
The need to feel indian never dies! So, we ended up going to an indian hotel named as the Gandhi hotel ! Well something suprising was, Gandhi was totally crazy! :) The menu had all kinds of non veg items and also drinks! When in the world did gandhi support drinking ? I am sure if this was in india, there would be a protest. We Had sweet lassi n it felt out of this world! :) We had nan, bangalore chicken, butter chicken and a lot of starters! Phew .. feels great to have indian food once in a while! I'm sure gandhi is freaking pissed off at this moment and not to mention the waiter was hot too!


Live band performance in the pub next to the red light area!


The Band is called the Mama's Weed and as drugs are legal, you can consume in any coffee shop or lounge. Madness

Christmas Teaser :
The last pit stop was another lounge where all the waitresses were dressed in bikinis of the santa claus outfit ! :) They go from table to table and dance next to the customers! The criteria for being a waitress is very tough indeed! You need to dance well, need to do pole dancing and also dance on top of the bar counters! The lounge looked beautiful with the decorations! Coming back to the chinese guys, there was an 70 old plus year chinese man! He was so old that you would never know when he would actually pass out! He was dancing with the waitress, and was constantly smiling and it looked cute lol! An 70 year old guy dancing with the NEtherland chicks ! Too much! Amsterdam is for everyone ;) ! The more crazier the waitress acted, the more he paid ! I really do not want to get into the details of how he paid them ;)! Thats up for you to imagine !!! What a way of life at the age of 70! PEOPLE, you need to learn from him! ;) He is in amsterdam when he is freaking 70 years !!! This means, it is high time you make a trip to the Netherlands! I really do not want you to come when you are so fuckin old! :) I will be there for sure and i would be more than glad to show you around! Blue lighting's filled the place with wonderful effects, and a really nice crowd! There was a girl who was simultaneously dancing with 3 guys at the same time!!! and that's why ths saying about amsterdam is so true " Good girls and boys go to Heaven, Bad girls and boys go to Amsterdam " !!! :)

The last pub we went hopped into. Had beautiful decorations and lightings. Check for yourself


All these events that you just read took place in a timeframe of about 12 hours only! The good news for the you guys is, we will be going again for New year celebrations for about 2 days! So its gonna be for the wait for the next update! :)


The Future of Chairs !!! I put this snap after thinking for about 1000 times, I HAVE NO COMMENTS about this!!!!!

Better thank me for putting these snapz ! ;)

Wishing you and your family Merry X-Mas and Happy New year!
Regards,
Mehaal