The Neva Endin Journey

Hello everyone ! :) Long time since a post ... ! :) will be posting one more very soon right after this one .. so enjoy this for the moment !
I was just surfing the internet for some funny things n read these funny Quotes on love and some on marriage !

Here are some of the most common Quotations on Love :

1)Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness - Oliver Wendell Holmes
My Answer : why is the gate locked ???!!! Lol !

2)To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven - Karen Sunde
Answer : It will definitely take you to one above !!
So what is the difference between Love and Death ?

3)At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet - Plato
Answer : I feel , Even at the touch of hate , you become one !

4)I'll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I'll die by your hand, which I love so well.- William Shakespeare
Answer : After he died , no news at all ! Lol !

And here are some of the quotations on Marriage :

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met ! ;) "
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."


Here are some funny Quotes on love :

1) Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it ;)
2) To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
3) An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
4) The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
5) It is impossible to love and be wise.
6) When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
7) True love is like seeing ghosts, we all talk about it , but none has ever seen it!

Recent Updates :

When we studied in NITTE , I used to complain about how the exams were ! Now i swear i wish i was studying in a college in India !

Passing is 60 out of 100 ! ( I used to somehow manage to score 35 in VTU , how the fuck in the world will i get double that score ? ) ! Assignments are killing us ! The golden rule in life should be NEVER STUDY IN TU/e ( NETHERLANDS ). It is way 2 difficult .. It is easy to show all the good things , but the next post will be on the difficult things ! ;)

All of you people must be wondering how great life is for all of us ! Oh yes college life is fun , but defn not the exams !! Just had my first exam in TU/e and it was beyond the word , understanding ! It was one of the exams people go in and say " Wait am in the wrong hall or somethin ? !! "

I will be taking pictures of my room and updating it ! I also wanted to take the snapz of my room mates but the chinese guy is lightning quick while walking , that It is nearly impossible to capture him in a photo ! ;)

Well i am just Waiting for a break so that I can travel to Amsterdam and show you some Amazing snap's ! Now for the Guys who are expecting too much ( photos ) from that trip , Its a problem ! ;) No one can take camera's into the main street of Amsterdam ( If you do not know what i am talking about , google it ) ! If found with a camera , it will be either broken or never given back !! So i can once again capture only some good snapz of the place i guess ! But u never know u mite get lucky ! :) and for the Girls : DO NOT EVER GO TO AMSTERDAM ! YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TRUST YOUR BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND AGAIN !! Lol !!!

N ONE MORE CLARIFICATION !! WE DINT GO TO THE LESBIAN NIGHT , WE JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN A DISC FILLED WITH A LOT OF LESBIANS ! ;) , i just named it the lesbian night !!

I really need your prayers to clear these subjects !!!!! :) So kindly do it ... ! :)
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